Alabama Red Light

When you go to stick it in your sisters ass and she says “STOP” that holes for dad!!!

I had to give my brother an Alabama red light last night!!!!

by John Deez Nutz May 26, 2022

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.

Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out

jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama

by Mericawaaa June 5, 2020

Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight

by forthewin849 July 6, 2023

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

Alabama lip tornado

When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz

I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day

by D@xe June 10, 2018