Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019

Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins

I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night

by Redtower May 22, 2018

Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017

alabama sand cutch

A vagina with legs and live in fields and. Chase people named Lil.

The Alabama sand cutch. Chased the man down and ducked him

by Lil neremy March 30, 2017

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass

Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016