Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.

1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark

by Savage20 October 6, 2021

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass

Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016

Alabama squeeze box

when 2 brothers start pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey sis wanna get pounded by me and our brother Alabama squeeze box style?"

by somedude230 July 5, 2023

Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017