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Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher December 31, 2023
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Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.
by Strange alias September 15, 2024
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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Johnny

Pearson with big stick(longer than 1.5 meter)
He is good examome of johnny
by Garmadon1 September 17, 2023
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johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there
by bitco.mmit September 7, 2021
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Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
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