shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
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Nick Story

Nick Story is a big block driver and f*ck big blocks
“Yo your driving big blocks like Nick Story”
Yeah man
by Racquees August 31, 2023
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fed story

A private story to post your body, not always nudes but body positivity.
Fez: I’m gonna make a fed story on snap
Aust: put me in it! Your body is goals
by joemam12 November 10, 2020
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Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
by TheJWA August 02, 2018
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Nudes on story

Today is the day that you post your nudes on your Instagram or Snapchat story.
"Hey Junior, its nudes on story day I can't wait!" ;)
by JMTC May 01, 2020
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Forey Story

any story of any kind that involves someones foreskin
bloke 1 - did u hear about old mate? he got his forskin pierced

bloke 2 - not another Forey Story
by Sir Fingerer February 06, 2025
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Lemonfur has no story

Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.
"Donald Trump is not a fascist, and Lemonfur has no story."
by Skarrins February 01, 2025
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