This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.
Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...
by Larry and Rex and Benny August 01, 2018
When a man inadvertently picks up a transvestite and then finds out it's really a dude, decides to have the transvestite jack him off instead of just leaving the situation.
Hey Mike, you remember that chick I went home with last night? Turns out she was a dude. I settled for a tranny jack.
by The real "Q" December 18, 2011
Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?
Jack Walten: ..What?
by fart mc fart April 23, 2022
by notDerekorCraig November 03, 2011
Verb. The act of giving a monologue before killing someone. Also, the act of giving a monologue before being killed. In both instances, this is used to dramatic effect in movies.
The name is taken from the actor Samuel L. Jackson who has made extensive use of this effect.
The name is taken from the actor Samuel L. Jackson who has made extensive use of this effect.
See Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction and Russell Franklin in Deep Blue Sea, where Samuel L. Jackson sam-jacks someone and himself is sam-jacked.
Also, the Boondock Saints movie contains several similar scenes where the brothers sam-jack criminals while reciting a Catholic prayer.
Also, the Boondock Saints movie contains several similar scenes where the brothers sam-jack criminals while reciting a Catholic prayer.
by kahn989 August 22, 2009
Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019
by frankfordgirl21 January 27, 2011