Bobby Jack

A type of clothing brand with a conceited monkey on it.

Samantha: OMG! I got a new jacket from Bobby Jack!!
Lauren: Does it have that butt scratching ape on it?
Samantha: Yeah!!

by Junk in the Trunk August 1, 2007

Jacked Jesus

Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!

Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*

by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

tranny jack

When a man inadvertently picks up a transvestite and then finds out it's really a dude, decides to have the transvestite jack him off instead of just leaving the situation.

Hey Mike, you remember that chick I went home with last night? Turns out she was a dude. I settled for a tranny jack.

by The real "Q" December 19, 2011

swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits

Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings

by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

jack payne

a really hot guy who likes to play girls

girl 1: "Whoa that guy is soo hot!"
girl 2: "careful he might be a jack payne."

by frankfordgirl21 January 27, 2011

jack sykes

Ultimate Dickhead of Dickheads, NOT TO BE TRUSTED UNDER ANYN CIRCUMSTANCES
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.

STAY AWAY

OMG you are such a Jack Sykes

by C0KK_F4nb0y_2003 September 7, 2018

Jack Button

The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.

While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.

by MiltonHighlander August 20, 2006