Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

broke fever

when you break up with your bf/gf because they’re gold diggers, and you become anxious about how much money you WASTED on them.

hey bro! i think i got broke fever keep me company.. 🙁

by _fxckedfeels_ November 1, 2019

factitious fever

Fever that is produced artificially by a patient. This is done by artificially heating the thermometer or by use of pyrogenic substances and is suspected if the pulse rate is much less than expected for the degree of fever noted.

The patient is suspected to have factitious fever.

by Zateina December 21, 2020

gray fever

Having a severe sexual attraction for the elderly or senior citizens, particularly for the interested party who is many years younger.

A: "I think your grandma is hot!"
B: "Gross, I think you have a case of gray fever."

by IppikiRouka November 12, 2021

fever

A fever is a temporary increase in your body temperature, often due to an illness

I have a fever

by I am not a joke November 15, 2021

Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Scarlet Fever

a description of those priests in the Roman Catholic Church who their minds set on promotions and ecclesiastical honors. Scarlet is the color of the garments that denote a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church

Of all the Catholic priests I know Father Leo has the worst case of Scarlet Fever

by John Wordsleuth October 27, 2021