Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.

Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room

by DiamondX November 20, 2014

Magical beast man

An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic

I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.

by MrWrightFan26 July 30, 2018

Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018