Mary Isabella

She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.

That is all.

-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"

by WarmAndWet April 17, 2011

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

marie valera

marie valera: that which is weird/queer

Wow, that's so marie valera, he sucked a horse cock.

by haventsimpedthishardinforever October 18, 2021

Bail Mary

Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.

Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.

Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?

by bailmary March 21, 2011

Mari-Jane

Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.

Damn, y'all seen her? That's Mari-Jane.
Aye Mari-Jane on sum real shit right there.

by PxpiZay May 19, 2019

mary sarah

1. A person amazingly talented in bed
2. A generous soul
3. A diva who likes things a particular way

1. Last night he told me I pulled a mary sarah and wanted to marry me!
2. You are so kind to strangers, such a mary sarah.
3. Goodness, she is a mary sarah, never happy with the way I do things.

by EkaraJericho September 11, 2016

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020