Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019

I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

I’m talking to you guys. UrbanDictionary

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

by Death Menace April 18, 2022