The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass
by Jimbles McKimbles February 3, 2020

by Grojg the car December 24, 2020

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal
My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.
by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

When you and yo friends (boys) tryna fuck but you ain't got no cum yet the man like I gotcha my nigga I'mma call the bigger ass fucker and then you say ughhh he cummed in my ass.
John: Aye go grab that nigger ass fucker
Jack: bet my nigga I'll ask the nigger ass fucker to cum in our asses
John: sick
Jack: bet my nigga I'll ask the nigger ass fucker to cum in our asses
John: sick
by jrwitdajuice April 13, 2021

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.
Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass
Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie
Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass
Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie
by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017
