you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.

Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0

Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

by juicemonkey December 2, 2014

you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

I think you are high enough to backstab me

I think you are high enough to backstab me

I think you are high enough to backstab me

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who

I believe I posted some of their songs and some of them never went through.

You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who?

I quite like some of their songs. I cannot stand Bachman-Turner Overdrive though. I heard their songs over and over till I got sick of them.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010