get on my knees and kiss your toes

as in beg for forgiveness

What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

by sweetness95926 May 31, 2016

National make out with your friends day

Ever wanted to make out with one of your friends ?! August 20 is the day! Make out with your friends for a fun time 🥴🥴 .

Yo dude it’s national make out with your friends day
Bettt! Come hereeee

by xoxo.shaynaaa on ig :)) February 29, 2020

National Make Your Boyfriend Happy Day

You must be extra nice to your boyfriend today and do everything that he likes to make him happy :)

Yay I can’t believe it’s National Make Your Boyfriend Happy Day, I’m so excited to make my boyfriend happy!

by Anonymous3371 November 14, 2020

National Send Your Bestfriend Noods Day

June 22 is National Send Your Bestfriend Noods Day. The day when you send your guy bestfriend nudes periodically throughout the day.

Guy 1: Do you know what day it is?
Guy 2: Yeah, its National Send Your Bestfriend Noods Day.

by Thatotherdude112233 June 21, 2020

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

National Make Out with Your Friends Day

Ever wanted to make out with one of your friends ?! December 8 is the day! Make out with your friends for a fun time 🥴🥴 .

Yo dude it’s national make out with your friends day

Bettt! Come hereeee

by Cccccccrockyc December 6, 2021

Go end your mere existence peasant

Stronger than go commit die.

1:ur mom gay
2:Go end your mere existence peasant
1: *dies instantly*

by weeb but not furry March 27, 2020