girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Cripps Girl

A rah girl but worse. This type of girl will exclusively be seen in Babble and Goose, Urban Outfitters, white linens, and Ralph Lauren. Her hobbies include telling you about her Gap Yah in South East Asia, playing Lax, and spending daddys money.

You play hockey? oh noooo don't tell me you're one of those Cripps girls

by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 6, 2025

ur girl sends .

they are breaking up with you because you fucked up

ur girl sends .

guy wth

by bhad.bby.89 December 29, 2020

The little thing that girls do

It's that little thing that girls do you know, i love it when they do the little thing

G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls

by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022

hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Nonsense girl

A woman who has no ambition for her future and dwells in a world she created through her thoughts where she thinks the world revolves around her

I don't think you should be seeing her anymore because she's a nonsense girl, all she does is text on her phone and go to useless parties and post revealing pictures on social media seeking attention"

by JonnyBoy7553 June 28, 2023

Pick-me girl

"Pick-me girl" is a term used by jealous femcels to insult a popular, feminine girl who is aware that the modern, strong, independent feminist mindset only drives men away from those types of women—the same ones who insult her with that term. So, they resorted to inventing it as an 'insult' because she chose not to subscribe to their 'I don't need no man/I'm a strong independent woman' femcel trash mentality.

A pathetic femcel might say something like: "She thinks acting all sweet and submissive will get her attention from the guys, but it just makes her look like a pick-me girl. So pathetic."

by The only king is God February 16, 2025