When the shit hits the fan

1.)When all hell breaks loose, Pandora's Box is opened, when you're screwed big time, and/or when yer fucked over.

2.)The moment at which fecal matter hits the spinning blades of an electric fan.

3.)A really good Circle Jerks song featured on the cult classic film Repo Man.

We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan!

Goddamit boy, how many time have I told you to stop shitting in front of the fan?

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

same shit different day

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.

Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.

by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011

I don't do that shit

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

by CurlyWire October 9, 2006

shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

get your shit together

1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together

1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!

by Fox of the field January 17, 2007

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013