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two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.
Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"
by Pork King October 14, 2005
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sweaty ass fuck

when a woman or a man get fucked so hard in the ass it sweats
I had sweaty ass fuck last night because I fucked her so hard
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
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fuck yo motha

An insult that can be used by anyone. The dirty mouthed cousin of "yo momma"
John: yo dude. you totally got owned on the feild today.
Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.
by Alix Leswugfgnsfgn May 8, 2008
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U.S. of Fucking Aye!

a celebratory form of the abbreviation U.S.A.
Peasant: Where do you live and do you like it there?
Wild Bill: I live in The U.S. of Fucking Aye! so yeah! fuckin' aye, Mr. peasant!
by n008a April 11, 2009
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peace the fuck out

To say peace out emphatically/to add exclamation to your main point of peace out.
"Wow schools finally done for the summer... PEACE THE FUCK OUT!
by thisisme5 October 31, 2008
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Fuck The Tea Party

While you are in the middle of something, and get tired of it and take it upon yourself to crash it
the Swagger Wagon video on youtube at around 2:05-2:08
Thats how to Fuck The Tea Party
by J|C May 6, 2010
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Bum Fucked Egypt

by Schink May 6, 2003
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