New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021

new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay

I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”

Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee

by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

Yorking

Dating knowing your partner will leave for New York and it's difficult to define your relationship.

Are you two dating? No we're yorking.

by I am only a bill. June 18, 2020

New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021

Yorked

Verb: to be 'yorked'

To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.

Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.

Friend 1: My course just got removed from the dashboard right before my 40% final. Admin isn't responding to emails.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.

by dinosaursarejellyfish February 7, 2021