Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Window wank of faith

The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.

my name jeff

also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.

by GetPrankedFaggo April 3, 2017

Reboots like Windows

When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.

Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.

,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"

by Jkolikovec D Witchcraft maker February 22, 2023

Let the window up

Roll the window up.

You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?

by roosterralph January 17, 2018

put a fan in the window

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.

" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

by highpanda August 5, 2012

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

windows vista gadgets

Gadgets that where on windows vista and windows 7, but discontinued. (windows vista gadgets)

Jimmy got some gadgets, windows vista gadgets you suppose

by Darnville February 16, 2021