wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Wet-couch

When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch

Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!

by QuadIsGay February 1, 2016

wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.

"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"

by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

Wet Pussy

Usually, a man needs to show the woman nudes of his big hard cock to get the woman a wet pussy. Once the woman sees the nudes, she immediately wants more. Her vagina gets a gooey liquid that can be Yellow, Clear, or White. No matter how hard you wipe, the goo won't go away until you close down the picture or porn and wait a tiny bit.

"My Wet Pussy Is So Wet Right Now."

by Chanyeol Ai June 28, 2020

wet ass

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.

2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass

2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

by Keystone Coppers June 2, 2007