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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
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Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
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The Unicorn

In the act of intercourse, when a man will cum along the eyebrows of his woman connecting them. Like mustard on a hotdog
“Yo Josh, after the party last night I gave Jessica “The Unicorn.”
by MoreThan46 April 28, 2025
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asian unicorn

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn
by Redman2286 September 8, 2021
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dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns
by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017
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unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
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