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twitter couple 

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.
I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.
twitter couple by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013

twitter hippy 

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
twitter hippy by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

twitter god 

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
twitter god by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.
Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.
twitter fornication by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014

Twitter Morbidity 

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.
"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."
Twitter Morbidity by Truly Tish February 9, 2014

Twitter Gent 

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
Twitter Gent by ydac imoan March 21, 2014