Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025

Toni Andrews

THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR

“Hey have you seen Toni Andrews”
“Are you talking about the baddest bitch Toni Andrews?”

by Haggg June 22, 2021

Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.

by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 04, 2022

Clean tony

The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove

Wow man I was a real clean tony after last night but I don’t remember his name

by Niggydes September 20, 2021

Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one

Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.

by big black bus September 27, 2018

Toni Santaella

coolest guy in the world. He is amazing and he beautiful. MASTODONTE, FIERA, MOSTRO.

He's such a Toni Santaella

by tsantaella January 26, 2018

toni lee

A beautiful blue eyed blonde, that that can be a little nieve at times, blonde moments. She is very sensitive, and caring, speaks her mind.. doesn't cheat!

There is toni Lee she is so beautiful

by Autumn Nevaeh January 03, 2021