Left turn

Things never go as planned

Last night the party took a left turn lad.

by Emlyn wynne January 24, 2021

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities

"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"

by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025

Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023

Left lip

“left lip” is a euphemism for the left labia (outer or inner lip) of the vulva.

It's slang used for laughs or satire, not anatomy education.

> “Guys after rubbing the left lip for 15 minutes straight:
‘Yeah you like that?’”
insert clown emoji

by GreenFox609 May 25, 2025

Forks to the left

High society wealthy person; High maintenance; uppity; thinks of themselves higher than others

Look at that private school kid driving his lambo, he is so forks to the left.

by K4raybabay May 21, 2015

Three Left

The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked

Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)

by Thx1277 May 26, 2023