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Michael

“What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils”
“oh he must be a michael.”

by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019

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Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 02, 2022

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Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 09, 2018

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Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019

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Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 15, 2011

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