tattle tale tim

Oh tattle tale tim Telling on me for no good reason....
by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 24, 2023
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Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.
a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.
by invandrar experten klas October 02, 2020
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Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.
Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.
by Onyne December 11, 2023
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tim shim

Tim shim is a person with a big butthole
Tim shim likes to put sausages in his butt
by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019
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tim shim

A faggot who likes to get his butthole licked and destroyed
by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019
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Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing
I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.
by Omega Poos Tim April 24, 2018
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Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight
Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro
by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022
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