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Fat Tim

A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.
Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair
by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025
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Pulling a Tim

When one member or more of a squad completely ignore the color scheme (usually all black) of the rest of squad, and go rogue with another color.
We're all murdered out tonight guys right?
Well yea, except him ofcourse, he's "Pulling a Tim" with that maroon shirt and hat.
by NightmareRide October 3, 2015
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Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.
Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...
by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018
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Nina and Tim

Nina och Tim är ett väldigt glatt par, som har varit tillsammans i 1 år, 52 veckor, 365 dagar, 8 760 timmar, 525 000 minuter, 31 536 000 sekunder och det var det bästa 31 365 000 sekunderna i Tims liv och hoppas på en evighet av liknande sekunder!
I want to be like Nina and Tim
Tjej ”Asså shit Tim och Nina är så fina tillsammans!”
Tjej 2 ”Ja asså omg jag vet det är galet!”
by Timpi June 5, 2018
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alin and tim

you guys are the perfect alin and tim
by BeastMaster69 420 August 6, 2018
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Nibbling the Tim-Bits

The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .
Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"
by Real Canadian69 November 10, 2019
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imma pull a tim

Imma pull a tim happens when someone you are talking to unadds you in every social media that they have with out saying why.
Person 1: I think imma pull a tim on her

Person 2: WHAT he pulled a tim on me !
by bigcockmaya April 19, 2020
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