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uncivil war

when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy
She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.
by claireedgerton March 4, 2022
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Jibber War

Occurs when several individuals try to devise and implement extremely random words, phrases, and sentences into a paragraph in order to one up each other in random writing. These paragraphs can be any length and may not be grammatically correct. Each person retorts in this way.
Jibber War:

Person One: Listen guys n gurls. We cnt keep posting like this. its not nice. i mean what if my car saw this? he would say daniel ur on fire and i would say ik but the gate is too far for the yellow door to milkshake.

Person Two (Retort): seven pages more and ill be done.. look the collateral damage reined on the red sweatpants that collided.. collided in and out of the white pent out apartment .. i felt a shoe hit me in the head.. but in the end, i realized you can not walk barefoot in the super market isles ..
by dcerone August 25, 2010
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The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022
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Gif War

An argument on a messaging platform (especially discord) where people go back and forth with unique relevant gifs. The war is over when someone reposts a gif or gives up.
I just had a gif war that went on for hours!
by Mistah6909 December 6, 2022
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nos war

in sreet racing games (MC3, NFSU 2, etc.)during the race you and a friend or the computer keep switching off hitting the NOS to see who can get ahead first.
guy1:i had a nos war wit my best friend
guy2:kool wat happened
guy1:we both hit the nos button at least 7 times and i ended up winning his memory card
guy2:wow wat did he think
guy1:hes not my best friend anymore
by that 1 dude September 6, 2005
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Cold War

February 28th, 1946
to
December 25th, 1991

Basically, the Cold War was a race on ALL scales, between the two rivals : America and the Soviet Union. Both of these nations were the strongest in the nation. The Cold War essentially began after WWII. As mentioned before, the Cold War (which received its name because it was a war with negotiations and words, not actual combat) was a race on all scales, but one particular scale was on nuclear weapons. Other races included to become the strongest military, and even to be able to travel the stars (the Soviets put Sputnik in orbit of Earth, but the Americans were the first ones to land on the moon).
The Cold War was thee war that truly determined the fate of the free world. Perhaps the world was created to be what it is now because of the Cold War. But America won the Cold War, and the flags of freedom, and capitalism, would fly all over the world. Mother Russia is now in shambles because of not only our involvements, but also the courses they ran until they realized they were wrong.
"....nowadays I use this term to refer to an argument I have with someone online. If I met that person in real-life, I'd probably wail on him, or her. My last cold war was on February 6th, two days before my birthday; it was hellish because some bitch said lies to my sister. I won....but I was only lucky."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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War Daddy

A fierce defensive player. A term used by southern coaches to describe an intense blood thirsty defensive player usually Linebackers whose only aim is to dominant and destroy their opponents.
See that Jackson play? He's my War Daddy.
by Jaxed44 July 6, 2010
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