Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Sweet Naps

Use this when you are excited about something. Can also be expanded to "Sweet Nappy Naps!"

When someone gets you those concert tickets you've been wanting you yell, "Sweet Naps!"

by Ginny June 9, 2003

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014

Sweet Naps

make snents

by ll July 1, 2003

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024

Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs

Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec

by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023