Left Erring

If Your A Guy With A Left Erring Your Actually Gay.

Dude, You Have A Left Erring. You Must Be Gay.

by Erring Big Gay October 1, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 11, 2019

Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

by smeefus August 27, 2019

Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.

Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!

by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018

Left

A bad move for example left handed ITS A bad witch like a broom on the floor but let me tell you if your left handed or if you live on the left of earth you suck and will have bad luck . Go to the right and enjoy everything being correct! Have a happy bad left witch

I am a witch cause I am left handed

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

Left

Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST

Left is for witches who look crazy 😜

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020