High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.

"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"

by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008

go tongue punch a dirt star

when you lick a dirty vagina

shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.

by 12w3e4r5898654yhdh July 9, 2010

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

by shomesomethin July 30, 2010

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021