Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.

"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.

by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018

Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.

Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"

by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023

Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.

Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.

by SoyDogeruni April 24, 2021

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Taco Bell run

1.) Leaving with the intention of getting food, but winding up at a bar all night.

What ever happened to guy, he left four hours ago?
I think he made a Taco Bell run.

by Knotz September 26, 2010

taco bell cat

a chihuahua

Also referred to as a taco bell rat, depending on what you thought you saw at the time:

Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!

No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!

by yeahtacobell7 January 12, 2011

Taco Bell Shit

Just look at the menu. It's what they sell.

Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."

by Rashe January 3, 2010