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Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
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test

a test
I failed a test
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jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting
man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady
by Matt.rac May 7, 2018
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Testing

TO be asked about something you knoe nothing about
by ' AND 1=2-- September 29, 2020
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Test

Test tessstest
by Shfshf March 4, 2021
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test

test 2x
i tested you
by braziltest123 December 4, 2023
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Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?
by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024
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