Milk Bladders

Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs

"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."

by Imirici December 10, 2005

Bagged Milk

Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians.

"Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"

by FuckingBaggedMilk January 16, 2009

milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

spilt milk

When you plan to shoot your cum on a chick and instead it goes on the bed, floor, sink, etc.

Guy:I'm sorry about the spilt mily baby.
Girl: Damnit i wanted it in my mouth!

by Lonestar May 26, 2004

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

Chocy milk

A term that "the boys" use when they think they're being funny.

-"pop a chocy milk 🥶🥵"
-"pop a lung 😐"

by Trap_bunny_bubbles February 19, 2021

Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

by *Crumpet* June 23, 2007