bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.

Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them

by Tmin May 29, 2018

Ding Dong

Just Lontrel

being a ding dong is acting slow or acting like lontrel

by bgdhsn June 6, 2022

ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,

hahahaha DING DONG

by shanos prayer July 30, 2020

dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016