Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
by Coolkit January 22, 2014
Get the bong out with your dong outmug. Another word for a penis
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
Get the Ding dong schlongmug. Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!
Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them
Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them
by Tmin May 29, 2018
Get the Dong Tittiesmug.
Get the Ding Dongmug. A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
Get the dongmug. An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
Get the Ding Dong Thumpingmug. 