Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Strange Cookie

A strange cookie is someone who is strange and does weird things.

Genesis: *humming jeopardy music*
Quincy: You are one strange cookie.

by sophieaa March 3, 2020

Cookie dusting

When a girl who hasn’t had sex in a while finally gets some

She went out to a party to see if someone will finally dust her cookies, she wanted a cookie dusting

by The cookie fairy October 29, 2017

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

Back To The Cookie

Performing oral sex on a woman

Last night, I went back to the cookie.

by Whiskey 6ix July 2, 2021

To play cookie

To play cookie (LV: spēlēt cepumu) - traditional Latvian game, usually for boys and played at parties.
The game is played by at least 2 lads standing next to each other with a cookie on the table in front of them. The lads proceed to pull down their pants and aggressively jerk off, trying to be the first to cum. The last lad to cum on the cookie is the loser and has to eat said cookie on the table, which has been glazed with the cum of many blokes.

Hey guys, we have some time to spare before we hit the actual party, want to play cookie (trad. spēlēt cepumu)? Kirill got a kick out of it last time.

by hatecrime17 February 18, 2022

Ucky Cookie

A cookie/biscuit covered with semen
See Soggy Biscuit

Michael: Hey, me and Luke were playing soggy biscuit for about 2 hours last Tuesday!

Jacob: Eurgh! Who got the ucky cookie?

Michael, I got it, all the cum tasted like battery-acid

by Jimbles612 October 12, 2016