What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the I reckon I can peace the story togethermug. Sex story: My girlfriend was next to me, snuggling up to me as we watched a movie. We had been sitting there for awhile. The movie was sappy and romantic… but suddenly, it came to a sex scene. It was a hot scene too, the man pounding a woman on a desk relentlessly. I couldn’t help but feel my dick start to harden. My girlfriend noticed, and straddled me. I gasped in surprise as she kissed me, my dick now fully erect. “Wanna take this to the bedroom?” She groaned, and I nodded. We rushed up there, hurriedly undressing. We got to my bed, and she only had her panties on, and I only had my boxers. I pulled my boxers off as she ripped her panties off. She moaned, seeing just how big I was. It didn’t stop her, and I could see how wet her pussy was as she lowered herself onto my cock, moaning. I grunted, thrusting up. She whimpered, rocking her hips, so I thrusted faster. I reached down and rubbed her clit. “Good girl..” I grunted, and I could tell she was close. I thrusted up faster, feeling her walls clench. “Ahh!” She yelled as she came, and I soon followed, moaning as I shot my hot load into her. She kept grinding, riding her wave of pleasure.
by superhornydefinitions May 26, 2024
Get the sex storymug. <.0.6.7.6.>A Suspense Film Calld "'CLoud Atlasss"' , I, Look Upon Ya, ANd It Is THem THe Treated Synopsis Story Line BAsed Theme On Physiology<.0.6.7.6.)>
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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>A Suspense Film Calld "'CLoud Atlasss"' , I, Look Upon Ya, ANd It Is THem THe Treated Synopsis Story Line BAsed Theme On Physiology<.0.6.7.6.)>mug. When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.
Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024
Get the Story Book Finishmug. A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017
Get the adult bedtime storymug. You were a loner and a freak.You were then rung by your crush his name was Jake-.
“I’m lonely can I come over?” He asked.
you agreed and let him come over.Around 10 mins later,Jake enters your room and sees you fingering yourself to a picture of him.As he sees this he feels turned on and gets rock hard.
“Yes baby!”you scream as he undressed you.He then turns you around so your back is your facing him and he pulls you so close you can feel his 10” dick on your bum and you can’t help but to let out a small moan as he rubs his cock against your body feeling his cock get wet with sticky hot liquid leaving the tip.
You feel turned on and you moan He turns you around and you see his cock getting even harder and you feel the need to get on your knees and tongue fuck him until he cummed in your mouth.You get on your knees and bend down to kiss Jake s big cock he bent back so he could fit his whole dick in your mouth and you licked it UNTILL he felt cum leaving his body he moaned as he backed up so he could fuck you from the behind again.
He put his erect cock on your bum and fucked you until you moaned his name
“JAKE DADDY STICK IT IN”you shout
He spins you around and puts u on his lap and you start riding his cock and you do it raw.You ride him so much you start to cum on his dick and it gets slippery Jack cums on your pussy and brings u in closer so u can feel his cock inside of you.You both orgasm one last time and then end up falling asleep naked untop of each other
“I’m lonely can I come over?” He asked.
you agreed and let him come over.Around 10 mins later,Jake enters your room and sees you fingering yourself to a picture of him.As he sees this he feels turned on and gets rock hard.
“Yes baby!”you scream as he undressed you.He then turns you around so your back is your facing him and he pulls you so close you can feel his 10” dick on your bum and you can’t help but to let out a small moan as he rubs his cock against your body feeling his cock get wet with sticky hot liquid leaving the tip.
You feel turned on and you moan He turns you around and you see his cock getting even harder and you feel the need to get on your knees and tongue fuck him until he cummed in your mouth.You get on your knees and bend down to kiss Jake s big cock he bent back so he could fit his whole dick in your mouth and you licked it UNTILL he felt cum leaving his body he moaned as he backed up so he could fuck you from the behind again.
He put his erect cock on your bum and fucked you until you moaned his name
“JAKE DADDY STICK IT IN”you shout
He spins you around and puts u on his lap and you start riding his cock and you do it raw.You ride him so much you start to cum on his dick and it gets slippery Jack cums on your pussy and brings u in closer so u can feel his cock inside of you.You both orgasm one last time and then end up falling asleep naked untop of each other
by Elliewelliebellie April 26, 2025
Get the Sex storymug. The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
Get the The Mickey Salad Storymug.