Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.
by sam12234574 September 26, 2021

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by 210118 October 12, 2021

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022

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by Boofdude420 March 8, 2017

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?
I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018
