kyoto snooping

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain

me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping

by dumasshoe February 22, 2025

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Screen Shopping

Window shopping but on a device.

I was screen shopping for Christmas gift ideas.

by Bri. April 25, 2025

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025

Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)

J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out

by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025