Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.

My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying

by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022

Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.

Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

by Sebi “sexiest man alive” crex December 30, 2022

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

ballber shop

A barber shop... but only for your balls.

I stoped by the ballber shop this morning to get my pubes manscaped. Jimmy asked me about the wife and kids as he cleaned me up and gave me a fresh fade down there.

by Mitcholo October 24, 2018