Rule #67

If one is having a party or gig they must tell people personally who will attend, otherwise showing up is prohibited and the called upon person must therefore not attend.
Kelvin: Going to TOTT for new damage ep launch?

Tom: meh, i was never told by gilly himself, therefore i shall not show, Rule #67

Kelvin: Dont make me link the sloth again
by Flubugubu August 10, 2009
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Ja Rule

The cookie monster of rap.he tries to sing but cant cause he sucked so much dick he screwwed up his voice
by Sam October 18, 2004
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Noller's Rules

"The preferred method of sleeping arrangements wherein two heterosexual men are forced to share a bed for a night. Both men are to strip completely nude and sleep facing apart, with their anuses touching. Throughout the night, the two men must defecate, and in turn, redefecate into each others' anuses, transferring the waste between themselves. By staying in this position throughout the entire night, they will have proven their heterosexuality, and cannot be subject of ridicule regarding their sexual preference.
"If you're not gay, then you will follow Noller's Rules"
by Dan Pantzig March 14, 2009
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LSA Rule

Simply, a precept to always "Leave Shit Alone" -- A concept enumerating the fact that things don't break unless they are messed with first. Normally applied to computers. People like to tweak settings, install unneeded tools, etc. But the LSA Rule can be applied to many other things in the world. See murphy's law.
"Damn, my PC keeps locking up! I guess I should have followed the LSA Rule and not installed that adware!"
by DaveDorm February 27, 2008
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Rules Of Forfeit

Noun-The Rules of Forfeit are the rules for any game that can be played with a friend.

1. The Rules of Forfeit state that whenever a person is not moving,contributing or playing the game. That person has exactly 5 minutes to make a move or do an action.

2. A person cannot keep making small advances to cancel the rules. Such as in the popular game of Hide n' Seek, the person who is it cannot stand there for 4 minutes then take a couple of steps and wait for the timer to go down again.

3. If a person has been forced to forfeit, they are disqualified from the game and will be known as, The Forfeiter.

4. As a punishment for a forfeiter, They get one item of there desire taken away at any time.
1."Hey, its been 5 minutes!"
"Your right, Emilios disqualified!"


2."No, please dont take my cake, i will never forfeit again!"

3."Perskys been taking forever!"
"You do realize that hes disqualified because of the Rules of Forfeit, right?"
by MasterCK March 12, 2009
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Rule 134

If it exists, somebody made a music video of it.
guy 1: Wanna watch star wars. Any pages for episode 3?

guy 2: Rule 19.

Later

guy 2: found somethin?

guy 1: Rule 134. Music vids crowding google.
by Wannabra1337 March 16, 2011
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Rule 69420

whenever it hits 6:42 you have to kiss all gay men you see. Duration of event: 30 minutes
Rule 69420

guy 1 says: "yo it's 6:42"

guy 2: "its time to kiss come here bro"

guy 1: "lets go"

guy 1 and 2 kiss
by cheezitmaster69420 July 02, 2022
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