Slap The Rat

Masturbate

I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.

by Bosoms Orork June 9, 2010

Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010

Black Rat

Black rat is the slang for rum-cola, which is a popular alcoholic drink in Australia made by mixing local rum and coke. Most pre-mixed black rats are produced by big rum companies and are packaged in commercial bottles. Despite the boom of these pre-mixed black rats, there is nothing better than the labor of mixing your own Australian-distilled rum to some regular cola.

The most popular rums in Australia are the ones found in Queensland in the town of Bundaberg. Rums that are made by the town of Bundaberg are excellent for mixing, such as the rums from Waterview Distillery and Bundaberg Distillery.

Me and my mates are going to have 5 black rats, please.

by ev.mate September 25, 2013

hanging rats

hanging a rat refers to the slow, methodical art of defecation and was a term first used in mid-16th Century Scotland by nobles and feudal lords.

Bruce and his friends ate a lot of Mexican food, and reported hanging rats all night because of it.

by Hanging Rats on Facebook April 15, 2014

kitty rat

a mythological creature that began its life as a rat, but desired to be a kitty. this large rat (the size of a kitty), only wants to be a kitty so that it can eat kitties. a kitty rat will be accepted by the kitty community and then ultimately rejected after it eats several of the community members. kitty rats are scary but some are also very nice. few kitty rats just admire kitties to the extent of attempting to look like one, however if their true identity as a rat is ever known within the kitty community it will be killed.

oh my is that a kitty rat!

i saw tanya and ariel walking their kitty rat today.

a kitty rat ate my cat!

by kittyratkisser October 7, 2008

Rat Gaurd

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.

Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.

by Cous Cous August 19, 2008

Tat Rat

A woman that has skanky tatoos in unsightly places that make her look like a cheap trick. A tramp stamp is a given but these girls go above and beyond.

I was about to score with Lana but when she took of her clothes I realized she was a tat rat and I went limp.

by [e-mail] February 17, 2010