A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloatedmug. Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
by shaginwagin May 5, 2010
Get the Pre-Snailsmug. This person is a bratty bottom, they will never admit this information and will project their bottomness on to others around them. Beware
by Lilshardy October 11, 2020
Get the Presmug. Pronounced (Noun/Verb - preSHər )
The opposite of peer pressure, being the resistance, standing out. Standing above the bar of normality.
Term coined by Chuck Paradi$e
The opposite of peer pressure, being the resistance, standing out. Standing above the bar of normality.
Term coined by Chuck Paradi$e
by livingoatsofnj January 11, 2023
Get the Pre$$uremug. A wannabe edgy "cool kid" that thinks listening to lil pump and saying faggot is gonna get him/her popular. Oh and don't forget the unnessasary use of the n word
by Pseudonymisaweirdwordha April 28, 2019
Get the Pre teenmug. Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."
A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"
Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"
Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the Pre-Crime Molestation Ritualmug. Short for "Pretty good."
by ArcadiaXLO October 18, 2021
Get the pre goomug.