Potato Chips

Your boredom level increases

hi im the person that typed in potato chips to see what would pop out

by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

Ugly Potato

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019