Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by October 08, 2021

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Choose Your Player

A terminology associated with the intro on video games. In 2020 it became a trending hashtag applied in a socially comedic/Idocyncratic /ironic riff used on social media platforms.

"Choose Your Player"

by FOXIE7 October 29, 2023

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leah player

a gorgeous girl with amazing hair, eyes and body. usually the funniest person you will ever meet. has high expectations and is an amazing friend

i’m fucking jealous of leah player

by shebeosnsdbsj November 03, 2020

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Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

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HOBA Player

This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else

Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players

by Ol Greener January 18, 2018

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