Alaskan Pipeline 

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

Alaskan Pipeline by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline 

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

Alaskan Pipeline by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Piked 

Stole. In the manner of a pikey (SCUMMMMMMMMMM!)

We piked this gear from the estate.

Piked by Sarah December 18, 2004

Piledrive my fuckhole 

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole

1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.

Piledrive my fuckhole by tink1234567 March 12, 2014

piper

one dope ass bitch, she’s kinda cute but not all the time and she usually stoned

emma: i think Piper was high earlier
caroline: she probably was.

piper by cheifkeeflooser April 15, 2019

kid pipe 

Referring to the Vagina.

What's stuck in your kid pipe?

kid pipe by Tunty J January 19, 2005

Atomic Piledriver 

An almost impossible sexual maneuver in which a man stands atop a piece of furnature, or other object and dives on top of a woman lying missionary style in bed, inserting himself within her. Failure results in tragedy but success is spectacular pleasure.

Zack pulled off an Atomic Piledriver with Morgan last night.

Atomic Piledriver by the guy in room 322 December 19, 2009