Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023

pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy

“Un like you I…”
“Pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023

pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.

by G M0NEY January 17, 2022

metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

burst your pipe

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 02, 2022