short-lived infatuation

An extremely redundant/excessive phrase.
Oh my god I used to think he was SO hot! That was like such a like short-lived infatuation. Like, you know?!
by AliceofMalice September 18, 2013
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Short Bus Mafia

Short bus mafia is a record label owned by Indigo Weppa and has recently signed Yungxyohan. The producers consist of Mr.Weppa himself and Emmett Watson. This group aspires to be the next Brock Hampton type group. We are excited for their future music
Damn that new song by Short Bus Mafia is so dope
by Mr.Pickle_Stevenson January 04, 2018
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dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!
The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.
by BRICKLINGUY March 01, 2018
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PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb
by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019
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ugly shorts kid

hot band boy that owns a pair of iconic ugly shorts that he purchased off of amazon.
ugly shorts kid looks super fine today.
by pineapplegorl1234 October 09, 2018
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Short bus to homeschool

Used to express how absolutely fucking stupid someone is
“look at that gibroni I bet he takes the short bus to homeschool
by Analtrain69 November 29, 2019
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Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts
by go ahead mr joestae November 17, 2020
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