Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

number

A song

The band played some of their best numbers at the concert

by motorjack November 3, 2022

soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

number 16 buss shelter

portabella mushroom melt

dude I really want a number 16 buss shelter

by he exists November 21, 2022

The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

number 9

definition:
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.

number 9 just rolled by your neighbors house again.

by originalsinner May 26, 2022

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021