Noah

He is very picky about what he wears or buys he is a completely selfish guy. He is not so picky about sports but he will break your heart and just leave you like why did you want to be with me if you are just going to going around breaking girls hearts like I think it is time that you try your own gender see how that goes and then you can break their hearts and stop breaking gurlz's

Noah is a completely selfish guy

by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019

Noah

Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.

Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"

by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019

Noah and Jazzy

Noah and Jazzy are the best couple of all time they treat each other like and king and a queen. Every couple wants to be like them but can't because of how Noah and Jazzy relationship is and their friendship. If Noah and Jazzy ever break up the world will end

Other girl: I wish we could be like Noah and Jazzy
Boy: how there the best couple of all time

by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Noah

A smart and hilarious kid who likes to play sports. He LOVES video games and playing them with his friends. He also doesn't like his siblings.

Noahs a gamer

by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019

noah stichler

A dumb person who can't do shit

I'm being such a Noah Stichler

by YoussefIt'snoah May 23, 2018

Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.

1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us

by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017