A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻
by fistbumpclub November 23, 2021
A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics
by ___—— September 22, 2018
It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.
by AlcoholicSlavMan May 11, 2021
One girl likes one guy but she’s dating a guy, she does like that guy but it’s just two boys ugh. One can’t know and the other has to. And then there’s another one flirting with you. ITS LIKE WHAT THE?!?!
by Fhejsjejtncjfj May 19, 2019
An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.
Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.
by mc2024 January 17, 2025