loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm

I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode

by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024

load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.

I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.

by m00ny November 7, 2019

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021